笑话：孩子是这样生出来的
A little boy goes to his father and asks: “Daddy, how was I born?”
The father answers: “Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, and googled each other. There your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said:
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“You’ve got Male!”
（If you’ve watched the movie ‘You’ve Got Mail!’, you may think it is funnier.）
中文版：
一个小男孩问他爸爸：“爸爸，我是怎么出生的呀？”
爸爸很有耐心的解释道：“儿子啊，想着你总有一天会知道的，还是实话跟你说了吧。你妈妈和我在雅虎聊天室里相遇的，一聊钟情啊。” 爸爸满脸洋溢着甜蜜的回忆继续：“然后我就跟你妈妈发了电邮伊妹儿，约好在虚拟网络咖啡店见面，趁人不注意，我们一起就溜进了一个僻静的秘密聊天室，相互google 了一番。在密室里，你妈妈同意从我的硬盘驱动器上下载软件，正当我要上传时，发现我们谁都没有设置防火墙，可是想删除已为时过晚，生米就煮成了熟饭。”
“九个月后，电脑上弹出一个提示窗口：往下翻动。。。。你会喜欢这个的。。。。”
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“你有了一个男孩！”
