3.2.5 女娲补天 Nuwa Mending Sky
一天，女婴和娥黄向尧皇（即熬忖，如图35）报告了前文舜王（即小龙女，如图36）和牛郎偷情的事。尧皇忍不住地笑，说：“真热呀！比三昧真火都热！”然后她就思考，忽然叨咕：“啊！是这么回事！”
娥黄问尧皇：“陛下！你想起什么了？”
One day, Heroine and Beauty Yellow reported to Emperor Yao (also known as Aocun, as shown in Figure 35) the affair between King Shun (also known as Little Dragoness, as shown in Figure 36) and Cowboy. Emperor Yao couldn't help but laugh, saying, “How hot! Hotter than the Samadhi True Fire!” Then she pondered, suddenly muttering, “Ah! So that's how it is!”
Beauty Yellow asked White-king Yao: “Your Majesty! What have you remembered?”
尧皇回答：“咱们的《中华法典》在公元21世纪有个编委。昨天我去那个编辑部的副主编卢岩家去窜门。我不明白他们家的墙上挂着的是什么东西，就问。卢岩回答， ‘尧姐，这个东西名叫灭火器，挺有用！你走的时候，我送给你一个。’我回答，‘我的东海龙宫（注1）在海底，失火了，我把房顶捅个窟窿，水就进屋了，用不着灭火器！”
White-king Yao replied, "Our ‘Chinese Codex’ has an editorial board in the 21st century CE. Yesterday I dropped by the home of Luyan, the deputy editor-in-chief of that editorial office. I didn't recognize what was hanging on their wall, so I asked. Adam Luyan answered, 'Sister Yao, this thing is called a fire extinguisher—it's quite useful! When you leave, I'll give you one.’ I replied,” My Dragon Palace in the East Sea (Note 1) is underwater. If it catches fire, I just punch a hole in the roof and water floods in—no fire extinguisher needed!"
注1，龙国亦作云海国，武汉的皇宫在尧皇老家巫山的东面，所以尧皇称她的武汉皇宫为东海龙宫。
女婴对娥黄叨咕：“卢岩是我们的后人呐！就算他是万岁，他也比尧皇小六千多岁，怎么能叫尧祖姐姐呢！？”
Note 1: The Dragon Kingdom is also known as the Cloud Sea Kingdom. The imperial palace in Wuhan lies east of Mount Wu, the ancestral home of White-king Yao. Hence, White-king Yao referred to her imperial palace in Wuhan as the Dragon Palace of the East Sea.
Heroine muttered to Beauty Yellow, "Luyan is our descendant! Even if he were ten thousand years old, he would still be more than six thousand years younger than Yao Ancestor. How can he call Ancestor Yao 'elder sister'?!"
2 女娲补天计划 Nuwa Mending Sky Project
尧皇说：“当时卢岩称呼我为姐姐，我没注意。我到家后才注意到：他为什么称我为姐姐？我想了很长时间才想明白。我们的 ‘女娲造人计划’ 中还有个 ‘女娲补天计划。’也就是如果我们的后人造人成功了，而且他们修补我们创造的《中华法典》，我们就承认那位玉女是女娲的后人，也是女娲（注2）。”
White-king Yao said, "At the time, Luyan called me 'elder sister,' but I didn't pay attention. I only noticed it after I got home: why did he call me 'elder sister'? I thought about it for a long time before I understood. Our 'Nuwa Creates Humans Plan' also includes the 'Nuwa Mending Sky Plan.' That is, if our descendants succeed in creating humans, if they repair the 'Chinese Codex' that we created, we will acknowledge that the Jade Girl is a descendant of Nuwa and is also a Nuwa."
注2，现在《中华法典》有三十几个版本。其中有很多后来的金童和玉女编著的，例如《桃花劫》（参见2.1节）故事的主人公桃花女和常公就编有他们俩版本的《中华法典》。所以，桃花女就是一位补天的女娲（如图40）；她也就获得了 “观音大士” 和 “一生补处”等的荣誉称号，居住于知足天（如图11）中的内院。如果读者想继续上升，就应该去和她亲近，获得一粒种子（如图15），亦作《中华法典》的密码。如果读者找不到观音大士，去找刘健君要种子也可以，她是本《中华法典》的主编。
Note 2: There are currently over thirty versions of the “Chinese Codex”. Many of these were compiled by later figures like Gold Boy and Jade Girl, such as Peach Flower Girl and Constant Fair, the protagonists of the story “Peach Flower Catastrophe” (see Section 2.1), who compiled their own versions of the “Chinese Codex”. Therefore, Peach Flower Girl is a Nuwa who mended sky (as shown in Figure 40); she thus received the honorary titles of "Guanyin Great Warrior" and "Whole Life Mending Place” and resided in the inner courtyard of Contentment Sky (as shown in Figure 11). If readers wish to continue ascending, you should draw near to her and obtain a seed (as shown in Figure 15), which also serves as the password for Chinese Codex. If readers cannot locate Guanyin Bodhisattva, they may also request seeds from Eve Liu, who serves as the chief editor of this Chinese Codex.
娥黄问：“这挺好，我们的中华文化坏了，有人修。但这和那个卢岩称呼您为姐姐有什么关系？”
尧皇回答：“那个卢岩都已经两万多岁了，比我还大一万岁呢！他是乾塘关刘太岁的女婿，他们太岁一系人练习的那种功夫，擅长生长年龄。你们俩没听说过吗？元始天尊见他们的典兵学院院长刘太岁的时候，像是小学生见了老师似的，毕恭毕敬的！”
Beauty Yellow asked, "That's good; our Chinese culture has been damaged, and someone is repairing it. But what does this have to do with Luyan calling you 'elder sister'?"
White-king Yao replied, "That Luyan is already over 20,000 years old, 10,000 years older than me! He's the son-in-law of Longevity Liu of Dragon-Pond Pass. The Longevity lineage practices a skill that allows them to grow their lifespan. Haven't you two heard? When Primitive Sky Honor met their President of Codex Soldier Academy, Longevity Liu, he was as respectful as a schoolchild meeting their teacher!"
娥黄说：“听说过，我不相信。”
尧皇说：“二郎神小时候也不信，他就找机会去看了，是真的。”
娥黄问：“你说的这位刘太岁和 ‘女娲补天计划’有关系吗？”
Beauty Yellow said, "I've heard of it, but I don't believe it."
White-king Yao replied, “Second Wolf God didn't believe it either when he was young, but he found a chance to see it for himself. It's real.”
Beauty Yellow asked, “Is this Longevity Liu you mentioned connected to the ‘Nuwa Mending Sky Project?’”
尧皇说：“刘太岁的说法是 ‘女娲补天计划’的实施方案。我举个例子说，卢岩觉悟后，按照正常来说，他要封他的神父为上帝，也就是玉皇大帝。而现在，卢岩有了另一个选择，它可以说他的神父是刘太岁。这样，我的那位张屠户弟弟的玉皇大帝职位就保住了。卢岩就可以安心地补天（编写《天书》）了。”
White-king Yao said, "Longevity Liu's theory is the implementation plan for the 'Nuwa's Sky-Repairing Project.' Let me illustrate after Luyan's awakening, conventionally he should have crowned his godfather as God—that is, Turquoise Great Creator. But now Luyan has another choice: he can say his godfather is Longevity Liu. This way, my brother Zhang the Butcher retains his position as Turquoise Great Creator. Luyan can then proceed to mend sky (compile the Sky Book) with peace of mind."
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尧皇继续说：“好了，言归正传，以后像这样小龙女和牛郎有私情的事，你们俩可以直接汇报给二郎神。这是他们家里的事。你们俩可不要参与。这次我跟二郎神说吧，别把他吓着了。”
White-king Yao continued, “Alright, back to the matter at hand. From now on, if something like this happens again—like Little Dragoness and Cowboy having a secret affair—you two can report it directly to Second Wolf God. It's their family business. You two must not get involved. This time, I'll handle telling Second Wolf God myself. Don't scare him.”
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女婴对鹅黄说：“以后有时间，咱俩去看看那位刘太岁，和他交个朋友。咱俩的辈分和威望就都被提高了！”
尧皇说：“见着刘太岁的时候，替我向刘太岁问好！我就不去那里去当幼儿园的小朋友了！”
女婴回答：“哎呦！那我们不去了。”
尧皇问：“怎么改主意了？”
The baby girl said to Beauty Yellow, “Next time we have time, let's go visit that Longevity Liu and make friends with him. Our status and prestige will both go up!”
White-king Yao said, “When you see Longevity Liu, give him my regards! I'm not going there to be a kindergarten kid!”
Heroine replied, “Oh dear! Then we won't go.”
White-king Yao asked, “Why the sudden change of heart?”
女英回答：“您去，您要扮成幼儿园的小朋友；我们俩穿什么去，应该穿开裆裤了！”
尧皇说：“我不是那个意思。刘太岁的知识水平确实高，我比他差得太多了。我听说我们中国这地方，平均500年出来一位上帝，而刘太岁几千年才出现一次。他身体的年龄不是很大，你们俩不必着急去。你们俩是应该去看看，那是千载难逢的福气！”
Heroine replied, “You go—you'll have to dress up like a kindergarten kid. As for us two, what should we wear? We'd probably have to put on open-crotch pants!”
White-king Yao said, "That's not what I meant. Longevity Liu truly possesses profound knowledge; I fall far short of him. I've heard that in our land of China, a God emerges on average once every 500 years, while Longevity Liu appears only once every several thousand years. His physical age isn't that great, so you two needn't rush to go. You should go and see him—it's a fortune that comes but once in a thousand years!"
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随后，二郎神对桑蚕技术开发区实行了免疫管制，对区内所有公民进行了体检。当然牛郎就被进行了体检。
Subsequently, Second Wolf God implemented immunization control measures in the sericulture technology development zone and conducted physical examinations on all citizens within the zone. Naturally, Cowboy was among those who underwent the examination.
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一天，牛郎在做国防部房屋的维修工作。有几个老兵来看牛郎干活，忽然一个老兵对另一个老兵说：“听说XXX地区又抓住两个养裸盖菇的。”
另一个老兵问：“为什么种植裸盖菇违法？”
那个老兵回答：“在福建海岸种植裸盖菇不违法。我听说咱武汉地区不适合种植那种蘑菇。蘑菇的种类千千万，而且很容易变异。裸盖菇有毒，能变异成什么没人知道，已经出现了许多食用裸盖菇中毒的案子。到现在都分辨不清是有人故意下毒，还是误食了混在其中的毒蘑菇。”
One day, Cowboy was doing repairs on a building belonging to the Ministry of National Defense. Two veterans came to watch him work. Suddenly, one veteran said to the other, "I heard that two more people have been arrested in XXX area for cultivating psilocybin mushrooms."
The other veteran asked, "Why is cultivating psilocybin mushrooms illegal?"
The veteran replied, “It’s not illegal to grow Psilocybin mushrooms on the Fujian coast. I heard that the Wuhan area is not suitable for growing that kind of mushroom. There are thousands of kinds of mushrooms, and they mutate very easily. Psilocybin mushrooms are poisonous, and nobody knows what they can mutate into. There have been many cases of poisoning from eating Psilocybin mushrooms, and it is still unclear whether someone deliberately poisoned them or if they accidentally ate poisonous mushrooms mixed in with them.”
一个老兵问：“我听说二郎神的第三只眼就是吃了裸盖菇长出来的，是真的吗？”
一个老兵回答：“是真的，但是他吃了裸盖菇后，女娲，靖王，还有玉皇大帝给他讲《宝莲灯》。他也自己练气功。到现在他还是常抱怨他的天眼有许多东西看不清。所以他下令了，要学《宝莲灯》去少林寺学。少林寺是中国指定的宝莲灯传播中心。要养裸盖菇去沿海地区养，那里的气候适合。”
牛郎听后，在夜间他悄悄地把他养蘑菇的井填上了。
An old soldier asked, “I heard that Second Wolf God's third eye grew after he ate Psilocybin mushrooms. Is that true?”
Another veteran replied, "It's true. But after eating the mushroom, Nuwa, Jing King, and Turquoise Great Creator taught him the “Treasury Lotus Lamp”. He also practiced meditation himself. Even now, he often complains that his Celestial eye still can't see many things clearly. So, he issued an order: to learn the “Treasury Lotus Lamp”, go to Shaolin Temple. Shaolin Temple is China's designated center for spreading the “Treasury Lotus Lamp”. To cultivate Psilocybin mushrooms, go to coastal areas—the climate there is suitable."
After hearing this, Cowboy quietly filled in the well where he cultivated mushrooms during the night.