哈哈 ，川普不管加州了！

在一场让地理学家和加州居民都摸不着头脑的新闻发布会上，唐纳德·特朗普总统宣布，他雄心勃勃、耗资1750亿美元的“金穹顶”导弹防御系统将覆盖除加州以外的整个美国。

他说： “我们将拥有你们见过的最美丽、最坚不可摧的穹顶，”特朗普宣称。“它将保护美国的每一寸土地——除了加州。我们将让自然在那里顺其自然。” 当被追问澄清时，总统解释道：“你看，加州已经做出了选择。他们想禁止使用塑料吸管，让森林大火肆虐。如果他们对常识性的防御不感兴趣，我们为什么要在他们身上浪费宝贵的黄金？ 尽管争议不断，特朗普依然坚定不移。“如果加州需要保护，他们可以自己出钱。或许可以办个烘焙义卖之类的。我们关注的是真正的美国。”

你说川普混不混？  

下面是有关英文报道：

Trump Clarifies Golden Dome Won’t Cover California: “They Had a Good Run”

When pressed for clarification, the President elaborated: “Look, California has made its choices. They want to ban plastic straws and let forest fires run wild. If they’re not interested in common-sense defense, why should we waste good gold on them?”

The Golden Dome, inspired by Israel’s Iron Dome, is designed to shield the nation from ballistic missiles, hypersonic weapons, and “bad vibes,” according to administration officials. The project will integrate ground-based interceptors and satellite technology, aiming to be completed before the end of Trump’s term .

However, the exclusion of California has raised eyebrows. Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth attempted to downplay the decision, stating, “California has a unique climate and topography. The dome might not be compatible with their... environmental policies.”

Californians reacted with a mix of confusion and sarcasm. Governor Gavin Newsom tweeted, “We’ll just build our own dome. Made of recycled materials and powered by solar energy.

 Meanwhile, Elon Musk, whose companies are based in California, offered to construct a private dome over his properties, featuring “Tesla coils and flamethrowers for added protection.”

 Despite the controversy, Trump remained steadfast. “If California wants protection, they can pay for it themselves. Maybe hold a bake sale or something. We’re focusing on real America.

” At press time, the President was seen reviewing plans for a “Platinum Dome” to cover Mar-a-Lago, citing the need for “extra special protection for extra special places.”Translate post