美国大选段子集锦：岁月是把杀猪刀

难怪喜欢大胸美女的川普，提出了MAGA口号：Make A杯罩 Great Again！

岁月是把杀猪刀！

哇！老川对自己的“size”（translation：老二的尺寸）这么不自信？

我擦，咋有一种鬼子进村的感觉。。。。汗毛都竖起来了，LOL

American Chinese For Trump ！！！！

俺不扶墙，就服巴菲特！

为什么战旗美如画，川粉的鲜血染红了她。

为什么川普财常在，川粉的生命开鲜花。

我擦，见过不要脸的，没见过比川普还不要脸的。

降低到什么程度？万斯又重新“睡”沙发了，LOL

科普一下：

After years of condemning former President Donald Trump for spreading misinformation and conspiracy theories, Democrats are now poking fun at his running mate using a false, vulgar rumor.

The rumor, first posted on X last month, involves a fake passage about a sex act and a couch supposedly in Sen. JD Vance's 2016 book, "Hillbilly Elegy."

The lie spread like wildfire, spawning jokes and memes even as the original joke's author clarified that it wasn't real and later made his account private. Several news outlets published fact-checks of the claim.

The fervor reached a peak in Philadelphia, the day Vice President Kamala Harris named Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz as her running mate. Walz told an arena filled with thousands of excited supporters: “I got to tell you, I can’t wait to debate the guy [Vance]. That is, if he’s willing to get off the couch and show up.”

As the crowd roared and Harris smirked behind him, Walz, who just weeks earlier started a trend of calling Republicans “weird,” quipped, “You see what I did there?”