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女人真正想要的是什么?一个有哲理的故事


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女人真正想要的是什么?一个有哲理的故事

亚瑟国王和丑女人》(英语原文见下)

年轻的亚瑟国王被邻国君主“魔王”伏击抓获。魔王因亚瑟年轻有志不杀他,魔王对亚瑟说,只要你能答出一个非常难的问题,我可以饶你一命。他给亚瑟王一年的时间思考这个问题,如果时间到期还拿不出答案,亚瑟王就会被处死。 

魔王的问题?

女人真正想要的是什么? 

这问题连最有见识的人都会困惑不解,何况年轻的亚瑟,对亚瑟这问题根本是无法回答的,但拖一年总比立刻被杀死要好得多,于是亚瑟接受了魔王的命题。

亚瑟回到自己的国家,立刻开始向每个人征求答案:公主、 祭司、 智者、甚至宫廷小丑。他问了每一个人,但没有人能给他一个满意的答案。有人告诉他,只有一个人知道问题的答案,她叫“丑女人”,可是“丑女人”提供答案的价格非常高。

一直快要到过年的一天,亚瑟没有别的办法,于是他怀着忧郁的心情走进森林,找到了丑女人。丑女人告诉亚瑟她知道问题的答案,但亚瑟必须首先接受她的交换条件。

条件是她要和亚瑟的密友 -- 最有名的圆桌武士 -- 兰斯洛特爵士结婚。

亚瑟王惊骇了,丑女人驼背、丑陋不堪、只有一只牙、身上散发水沟般难闻的气味,而且经常发出猥亵的声音。亚瑟从没有见过如此可怕的怪物。

对亚瑟这个条件太苛刻了,他不能强迫好友兰斯洛特娶这样的一个女人,可是,兰斯洛特听到这条件后却说,没有什么比拯救亚瑟的命和保留圆桌更重要,所以他很愿意娶丑女人为妻。

条件被双方接受了,丑女人于是回答了亚瑟的问题。她说:

女人真正想要的,是主宰自己的命运

话一说出来,国度里的每一个人立刻知道,这丑女人说出了真理,这是正确的答案。亚瑟王肯定会被免死。

就这样,魔王还了亚瑟的自由,而兰斯洛特和丑女人也结了婚。

新婚之夜到来,兰斯洛特必须面对可怕的夜晚。他心怀恐惧,慢慢地走进新房。...

是怎样的景象在等待着他呢?

等着他的是出乎意料的景象:一个他从没见过的美丽少女正躺在婚床上!

惊呆的兰斯洛特问,这到底是怎么回事啊? 

美女回答,“兰斯洛特爵士,当我丑的时候你对我这么好,今后我只一半时间显出丑陋可怕的一面,另一半时间我将是个美丽的女人。爵士,你想要我白天还是夜晚美丽呢?”

这是多么残酷的问题呀!兰斯洛特开始思考他的困境:选择白天向朋友们炫耀美丽的妻子,夜晚屋子里却单独面对又老又丑、幽灵般的女巫呢?还是选择白天四周展现丑陋的老婆,而晚上与美丽的她共度甜蜜的时刻? 

如果你是兰斯洛特,你会怎样选择呢?

下面是兰斯洛特爵士的选择

在看答案之前,你先来为自己选择吧。

···

崇高的兰斯洛特爵士做了选择,他对美丽的新娘说,“既然你说‘女人最想要的是主宰自己的命运’,那就由你自己决定吧。”

听到了这句话,丑女人回答,“兰斯洛特,你真是个好人,从今以后,我将永远只展现美丽的一面。”


朋友猜一猜,这个故事的寓意是什么?

(这是个脑筋急转弯,答案明天公布。)  


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KING ARTHUR AND THE OLD AND UGLY WOMAN

Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighboring
kingdom. The monarch could have killed him but was moved by Arthur's youth and
ideals. So, the monarch offered him his freedom, as long as he could answer a very
difficult question. Arthur would have a year to figure out the answer and, if,
after a year, he still had no answer, he would be put to death.

The question?

What do women really want?

Such a question would perplex even the most knowledgeable man, and to young
Arthur, it seemed an impossible query. But, since it was better than death, he accepted
the monarch's proposition to have an answer by year's end.

He returned to his kingdom and began to poll everyone: the princess, the priests, the
wise men and even the court jester. He spoke with everyone, but no one could give
him a satisfactory answer.

Many people advised him to consult the old ugly woman, for only she would have the
answer. But the price would be high; as the woman was famous throughout the
kingdom for the exorbitant prices she charged.

The last day of the year arrived and Arthur had no choice but to talk to the old woman.
She agreed to answer the question, but he would have to agree to her price first.

The old ugly woman wanted to marry Sir Lancelot, the most noble of the Knights of
the Round Table and Arthur's closest friend!

Young Arthur was horrified. She was hunchbacked and hideous, had only one tooth,
smelled like sewage, made obscene noises, etc. He had never encountered such a
repugnant creature in all his life.

He refused to force his friend to marry her and endure such a terrible burden; but
Lancelot, learning of the proposal, spoke with Arthur.

He said nothing was too big of a sacrifice compared to Arthur's life and the
preservation of the Round Table.

Hence, a wedding was proclaimed and the woman answered Arthur's question thus:

What a woman really wants, she answered....is to be in charge of her own life.

Everyone in the kingdom instantly knew that the woman had uttered a great truth and
that Arthur's life would be spared.

And so it was, the neighboring monarch granted Arthur his freedom and Lancelot
and the ugly woman had a wonderful wedding.

The honeymoon hour approached and Lancelot, steeling himself for a horrific
experience, entered the bedroom. But, what a sight awaited him. The most beautiful
woman he had ever seen lay before him on the bed. The astounded Lancelot asked
what had happened.

The young beauty replied that since he had been so kind to her when she appeared ugly,
she would henceforth, be her horrible deformed self only half the time and the
beautiful maiden the other half.

Which would he prefer? Beautiful during the day....or night?

Lancelot pondered the predicament. During the day, a beautiful woman to show off
to his friends, but at night, in the privacy of his castle, an old ugly woman?
Or, would he prefer having a hideous woman during the day, but by night, a beautiful
woman for him to enjoy wondrous intimate moments?

What would YOU do?

What Lancelot chose is below.

BUT....make YOUR choice before you scroll down below.

NOW…the answer:

Noble Lancelot said that he would allow HER to make the choice herself.

Upon hearing this, she announced that she would be beautiful all the time because
he had respected her enough to let her be in charge of her own life.

Now....what is the moral to this story?
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  • 2cents
    Ladybug 欢迎!
    谢谢赞词和鼓励,从小英语一直是我的第一语言。
    Look forward to 以后再见。
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  • ladybug
    两分转载的故事很有意思。(我其实已从其它网络事先获得了答案)---尽管它与大多数的“历史”记载有别。但故事就是人编的,不分先后,好的故事总有人读。

    很早就知两分是英语专家。但苦于时间精力不够,往往无力读完你的博文。说来惭愧,作为一个写作专业(英文)毕业的人,常常犯致命的语法错误,但至此也只是就事论事,碰到问题才来跟正学习。盼多指教,交流!
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  • 2cents
    哈哈,pumbaa,

    俗语说,知识本身就是奖励 (knowledge is its own reward)。

    你的答案是“正面”表达而我的是“反面”表达,两者有区别,区别在于我提供的答案有挖苦和讽刺语气,有引发(男性)听者的会心微笑的效应。善良的女性或不会体会到这个答案的讽刺性,因为她们不会想到以恨报答被失望(以怨抱怨)。
    我的句子和
    Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned
    的含义接近。

    你这么有勇气读 “Midsummer Night's Dream”英语原版?这莎翁戏剧我好多好多年前在大学读了,但现在完全没有耐心再去读。这里有一篇非常好的概要:
    http://nsalmeronbiling.wikispaces.com/file/view/midsummersummary.pdf
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  • 2cents
    华山,
    油菜 = 有才?如果是,那我不敢当。
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  • pumbaa
    那么沃是猜对了。

    这完全是同一事物的两面。我说是:如果你给与女人所要的,她会回报你全部的美好;而你说正确的答案:如果你不给女人她所要的,她就用丑陋对着你。

    那么我猜对了,博主给我什么奖励呢?

    我在看《仲夏夜之梦》,很多地方看不懂。我是看过中文翻译的,所以看不懂也看得下去。

    博主是不是谈谈它,作为对我的奖励呢?

    另外,我猜谜是高手,博主尽管出谜让大家猜,只要猜着有奖,猜错不罚,本猪每次来捧场。
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  • 华山
    两分钱,你太油菜了。这答案与我在万维上的见闻完全一致。
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  • 2cents
    好,答案大家都猜了,正确的答案是
    (先提醒一下:这不仅是一个哲理故事,也是一个幽默英语谜。)

    答案是
    If you don't let a woman have her own way,
    Things are going to get ugly...

    中文翻译:
    如果你不给女人她想要的,事情(她的脸色)会很“难看”!

    谢谢大家!
    周末愉快!
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  • 2cents
    笋尖戳,
    谢!
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  • 2cents
    润之毛兄,
    久没见!
    真巧,你说“上帝造物是多么公平”,这是我常对家人说的一句话。
    你从故事联想到的权贵和美貌的关系很到位。
    也请看下面故事的答案。
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  • 笋尖戳
    2cents

    我的意思是: 

    天下女人各式各样。 不能因为自己善良,就说全天下的女人都善良。

    现在很多中国女孩上来就问 有房吗? 有车吗? 有房的话在结婚前要加女孩的名字。。。。。
    男人在付出前 最好看看清楚你要追的女人是不是值得。



    不必要用美好的童话来阐述某些的观点。
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