国殇节长周末段子：不给小费，休走！

这是在微信上看到的，乐晕了，哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

俺也有诗一首：

我，是东北大妞
你，是波士顿老犹
握住你经常打飞机的手
不给小费，休走！

有感于犹太亿万富翁，NE Patriots老板 Kraft，在佛州华人经营的按摩店，找中国东北大妈“打飞机”，居然不给小费，Jesus！
Kraft不仅被警察蜀黍当场抓获。而且他“打飞机”的全过程，被警察蜀黍秘密安装在按摩店的摄像头完全拍了下来，铁证如山，对吧？
不过，您猜怎么着？
最后法庭宣判：证据无效！Kraft无罪！
乖乖隆滴咚！！！！
再次证明，在美国，有钱能使鬼推磨，犹太财阀可以用钱买通一切，period

(Reuters) - Robert Kraft, owner of the Super Bowl-winning New England Patriots, was charged in Florida with soliciting prostitution after he was captured on video engaging in sex acts with a worker at a massage parlor, police said on Friday.

Kraft, 77, a billionaire businessman who built the Patriots into the National Football League's most dominant franchise, was swept up in a police sting targeting sex-trafficking in day spas and massage parlors in several Florida counties. 

The operation has led to hundreds being charged.

Kraft, who lives in Massachusetts but owns property in Palm Beach, Florida, is accused of visiting Orchids of Asia Day Spa in Jupiter, Florida, on two separate occasions to solicit sex. The two charges he faces are misdemeanors.

Authorities have video evidence depicting the acts in question after installing hidden cameras inside the spa, police officials said, adding that Kraft had been dropped off by a driver.