美国大选段子集锦之十四：老川的三把火，还未上任就先灭了一把

1. 万斯这么快就失宠了？

其实很正常，川普这货，向来翻脸比翻书还快。下一个会是谁：马斯克？小肯尼迪？

2. 这次大选投票给川普的美国穆斯林，打脸来得忒快了点儿吧？

借油管儿上的老反贼五岳散人的口头禅：真是活逼该 ！！！！

Just a week after winning several of the nation's largest Arab-majority cities, President-elect Donald Trump has filled top administration posts with staunch Israel supporters, including an ambassador to Israel who has claimed “there is no such thing as Palestinians.”

Meanwhile, the two Trump advisers who led his outreach to Arab Americans have not secured positions in the administration yet.

3. 不懂就问：啥是雄丸？

既然有雄丸，也会有雌丸，对吧？

是不是可以这么理解：

极右崇拜雄丸
极左崇拜雌丸

4.  美国教育部将颁布新政令：学校老师扇不听话的学生耳光，不犯法。

5. 老川的三把火，还未上任就先灭了一把。

6. 壮哉马斯克！这是要当地球领袖的节奏。

焖蹄是：川普会同意吗？

7. 一旦白人极右翼势力在MAGA旗帜下做大做强，美国华人被送入集中营甚至焚尸炉的日子，还会远吗？