周末段子:国恨家仇,不同戴天!

作者:爪四哥
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就在昨天,美国总统拜登爆猛料,揭露了二战时期,一个鲜为人知的恐怖往事。。。。


四年来一直为拜登擦屁股的美国白宫发言人,正在全球征稿,稿件要求是:

不仅能让拜登的“爆料”合情合理,而且故事情节还能对2024大选有所助益。

这是四哥给白宫的投稿:

众所周知,川普是德国移民的后裔。他的叔叔,蒙布斯尼.川普,当年是纳粹德国为数不多的海军航空兵的王牌飞行员。有一次配合德国潜艇部队执行作战任务,飞机被克林顿的叔叔乎由尼.克林顿击落,跳伞落入茫茫大海。后来漂啊漂,流落到一个无人荒岛。

饥寒交迫多日,眼看就要去见德国老乡马克思了。有一天早上,忽然发现有一个穿着美军飞行员制服的小伙儿,被冲上孤岛的海滩,正踉踉跄跄往岛上走来。

蒙布斯尼.川普二话不说,猛冲过去,因跳踉大掀浜恚∑淙猓巳ァⅫ/strong>

后来才知道,这个被蒙布斯尼.川普吃掉的美军飞行员,是拜登的叔叔翩片尼.拜登。

Washington
CNN

President Joe Biden spent three days this week campaigning in the critical swing state of Pennsylvania. He littered his remarks with false and misleading claims on subjects ranging from his annual earnings to his cap on seniors’ prescription drug spending to the demographics of China to the frequency of his past travel to Iraq and Afghanistan.

And in Biden's most eyebrow-raising remarks of the campaign swing, he told and then retold a story in which he strongly suggested his late uncle, Ambrose Finnegan, was eaten by cannibals after his plane was shot down while he fought in World War II.

Biden's dramatic details don't match the Defense Department's official account of the plane crash.

这正是:

川普拜登,

华山论贱。

国恨家仇,

不共戴天!