Stalin Rap to Hitler and Mao
Stalin Rap to Hitler and Mao
老三的历史课作业
Hey Hitler
I got some words for ya
You thought that I wouldn't get along with Britain
But we splittin up your regiments like long division
I hate to say it, but you made the wrong decision
Stepping up to the eminem of communism
I put the lit in politburo, all my boys are in there so
-After Lenin died, I took out every foe
-I be acting like the kids on their insta post
Start a fight with me and I’ll delete you from my pictures bro
war in the winter? You a dumb nazi
Or maybe you're just blind, maybe you can not see
Maybe you're just jealous cuz
All the hotties want me
Pickin up the chicks like I picked up Trotsky
--Your army is a marching disaster
Are those your soldiers they look more like dancers
I'll show no mercy though you broke our pact first
when I send them back, they'll look more like bratwurst
--I got Russia to it’s first A bomb
US ain’t the only with nukes now, game on
Running with an iron fist call me man of steel son
-Funny how I own the banks I used to steal from
Tryna take Stalingrad, you must be delirious
Get your soldiers home before I send you to Siberia
I was just playing scorched earth, now I’m serious
Call yourselves Germany you're nothing but bacteria
Hey Mao
I got some words for ya as well
My power don’t stop at the soviet bloc now.
I’ll hold onto Asia I won’t let them opt out
-No more vodka but I'm still taking shots now
This Georgian in Moscow makes Georgie say wocao
--yall are looking at the man who carved a
superpower outta nothing but a land of farmers
--You promised land to your peasant partners
But you gave them peanuts, Yeah call you Carver
-your great leap forward was probably
The greatest leap backward in all of your policies
Copying my five year plan, well honestly
Mao, you’re nothin but a little Stalin wannabe